Your Duchenne Guide to Dating Ricky

Your Duchenne Guide to Dating Ricky

Are you tired of boring relationships?  Do you feel as if the romance in your life is lacking, and that anything resembling it is cliché and gag-worthy?  Are you looking for something more… adventurous? If so, this is the guide for you because Ricky’s version isn’t...
Romancing the Undead

Romancing the Undead

Dear Zombie Princess, While surrounded by the empty silence of this nuclear holocaust, I’m here alone with you, lost without your presence.  But no matter the hopelessness, I have faith that the girl from before still lingers, somewhere within the confines of your...
A Love Letter to White Women

A Love Letter to White Women

Dear White Women, I’ve always loved the way you talk, how you’re soft-spoken and articulate with words.  A journey of literary eloquence begins when your lips dance in harmony with the melodies of your voice.  I find it adorable how you stop everything in the middle...
A Love Letter to Asian Women

A Love Letter to Asian Women

Dear Asian Women, Sometimes I wonder how it’s possible for you to be so adorable.  Your smiles are most delightful, and I love how you cover your petite mouth to giggle.  The enchanting melodies of your laughter light the surrounding darkness, while unseen colours...
A Love Letter to Hispanic Women

A Love Letter to Hispanic Women

Dear Hispanic Women, Hush, mi amor.  I hardly know what you’re saying most of the time, but your seduction in words resonates inside me like the sensual strums of a guitar.  Though the way you talk too much and fast is sweetly tantalizing, I want to touch your lips...